Well, This is the first installment of my log stories, Tell me what ya think!!!

It all started around late November, early December. Football had just ended and we were all relaxing for once. In gym class we were playing volleyball. Now, our class wasn't the best I mean we had an array of misfits, we had Whiskas, T-1 , El Doso , Dirty Lou, and so on ... Once in a great while we would play the we-be-techins at volleyball. Now if you don't know how unatheletic tekkers are there's something wrong with you... But anyways we almost always defeated them pitifully due to their obsessions with tech and cars. But one day unfortunately they found our greatest weakness that we didn't even know about..... LOG!!!!

So, as I was saying we didn't even know about this weakness, sure we noticed that she didn't move around too much and didn't really do much of anything, but we thought like any normal gym class particapant she would pull through for us and help us strive to victory. But as the tekkers tied it up late in the game, a small tekker served the ball right to her. And with the almighty double axe handle approach she swung and missed horribly. They and us had found the mother of all weaknesses... The next serve went directly to, well you know who, and went two feet away from her... she never even made an attempt to move.... I being the team player that I am, yelled "Hey don't just stand there like a bump on a LOG!!!". And she replied with a "FLa la la fla la!". And well that started it all Flee saw the whole thing and said "Hey, that's what we'll call her from now on, LOG! Well she pretty much blew the game right there and we lost..