YO YO YO IT'S ME EL SASQUATCHO
Well this is coach marks, his nickname is saquatch and up at camp laurel hill he feels at home. But this man is very evil, yes, one time on a jv bus headed to latrobe, poor old herman was minding his own business when who should walk to the back of the bus, Sasquatch and he goes "Herman" I hear you got some snuff back here, no coach i ain't got no snuff. Then he goes well what's that as my can flashes. Give me that can, but it's all i got coach! Give it up herman.... And so here is why coach marks is an evil man.... He steals harmless kids' snuff....