1. "Get the fit, then kill it! - Coach Soc

2. "Fuck 'em with a capital F! - Crazy Karl

3. "If i had a dime aahhh for everytime I heard that ahh, i'd have a lot of dimes ahhh"- Coach Soc

4. "NOTHIN TO IT BUT TO DO IT"-Ryan "Stick" Yarosik

5. "Batta batta beec-a meec-a conna conna quice-a beece-a wanna fucka sheep-a wanna do a drive by fleec-a"- Dirty Lou

6. "Ahhh Fuck you!"- Lou

7. "Fla la la"- Log

8. "Yo yo yo! what's up with that?"- Coach Marks

9. "Ya know, i you would put as much energy into lifting instead of jackin me around, maybe you'd be playing friday night" -coach Marks

10. "You have them by the balls, all ya gotta do is squeeeeeze"-Mad Greek a.ka. Coach Sock

11. "There is no 'your' way to do it, your way stInksssss ahhh"- Mad Greek

12. "Can You say_____BEARCRAWLS????"-Head Coach Tim McCabe

13. "uhh coach uhhh like uhhh uhh I don't uhh understand"-Stench

14. "Lose some weight, fat ass(dirty lou)"-Derek

15. "Hey coach soc, do you like gyros?" , "Hell yeah gyros are my favorite food!"-Mad Greek

16. "Ahh test scores were very low this time, they STINK! The best score was a stinking 82 ahh"-Mad Greek

17. After throwing his snuff into the bathroom sink as flee watches "Ahhh keeep it quiet ahhh"-Mad Greek

18. "Kill the mother suckers"-Greek

19. "D-Fence gotta have a big game tonight"-Piggy

20. "This is a big game tonight, out in front of the crowd, that mutha fucka with the 8-inch neck gonna get broken in half, ohhh my god"-Karl

21."I think karl said it all"-Jad

22. "It's time to get a fire under your butts, and a little pride in your hearts"-Coach Brozeski

23. "I've had a piss poor week of practice, I have nnothing to say"-Stick

24. "Sink back like you got a firecracker up your ass"-Coach Hart

25. "Flee-aaa do something, do a move"-Greek

26. "This isn't the game of the year, it's the game of the millenium"-Karl

27. "STENCH BLOCKS PASS"-FEDKO

1. Lelia-"I'm quitting my job because my boss grabbed my arm", "Damn Lelia if I was your boss, I would have broken your neck by now"-Foster

2. "This food sucks, I'm taking this to the homeless shelter" , "What did they ever do to you?"-Foster

3. Where's Schweich at? -- "Oh he's out in halls be-boppin with dusty trail"-Zug

4. Hey Schweich, what's your body fat percentage? -- "I don't know the doctor just wrote obese on the form"-Sweich

5. "Fla-la-la"-Log

6. "me-me-me"-Fleece

7. "I didn't know this was going to be online"-Sharp

8. "Ah, tanks"-Lou

9. "Baaa-aaa"-Lori

10. "Oh my god, where's Scotty?"-Buddy

11. "That's not what your supposed to be doing"-Mr. Mower